MYSTERY JETS
CRAPHANDS new favourite band and Laura Marling makes us feel funny inside. She should be where Kate Nash is right now, but it shes too good. Apprantly Mystery Jets fuckin rule live, but seeing as we're on house arrest we not gonna find out for a while. Get yourself out there though, and write a review. We wont post it.
www.myspace.com/mysteryjets
www.myspace.com/lauramarling
THE WORLD IS SO BORING SOMETIMES
I went on a 3 hour walk today with my camera and came back with not a single close to decent picture. And its not my fault, im an amazing photographer. Its this fucking boring world.
I was gonna post a teenagers song, but this is far more fun.
I was gonna post a teenagers song, but this is far more fun.
PNUA - BABY
Looks like these guys have already lost all their colour while they were gettin rinsed in Blogland. But no-one reads this so its all gravy.
ALEX TURNER
If ya cant read in, just click on it for gods sake. Then it'll look hella good Watch, I bet this exactly happens
MGMT - CRAPHANDS APPROVED
MGMT - Oracular Spectacular
If Arcade Fire were golden children born out of free freaky love, they would sound like this.
Hence, im giving it a crap handstamp. Prestigeous
Check em out http://www.myspace.com/mgmt
UberFresh
If Arcade Fire were golden children born out of free freaky love, they would sound like this.
Hence, im giving it a crap handstamp. Prestigeous
Check em out http://www.myspace.com/mgmt
UberFresh
iPOD BROKE MY HEART
You think you've got a friend forever. A friend that will keep you entertained whenever you need. Whenever your waiting for that bus, or having to do that fucking research in the library for that essay you couldnt give a shit about. When ever you feel wierdly happy just because the sun is shining for the first time in 3 weeks, they'll make you feel like somebody else cares. Not to mention that fact that their fucking beautiful, and their soft curves feel so good to touch.
And then they go and fucking break. The wheel stops working so you cant scroll through its fine selection of music anymore. Then you cant even turn it on, and when you finally manage to turn it on through frantic rubbing and hammering of their buttons, you cant fucking turn it off again. And why do they do this, because there arrogant, shallow and stubburn. Just because you didnt listen to it for 3 days, it aint gonna work. Just because you forgot to take it on your two week holiday to greece, there gonna be awkward. Your Ipod isnt gonna be the nice friend anymore. Well fuck you iPod, im allowed a life outside of you. I cant have you blarring your impeccable taste of music down my head all day long. Your starting to control everything i do. And when i dont include you once, you do this. You fucking break. You can t keep acting like this. It ruining me. I cant do it anymore, i really cant. its gonna be hard, but ive got to do this. Im sorry iPod, but im not going to buy another one of you, not this time.
And then they go and fucking break. The wheel stops working so you cant scroll through its fine selection of music anymore. Then you cant even turn it on, and when you finally manage to turn it on through frantic rubbing and hammering of their buttons, you cant fucking turn it off again. And why do they do this, because there arrogant, shallow and stubburn. Just because you didnt listen to it for 3 days, it aint gonna work. Just because you forgot to take it on your two week holiday to greece, there gonna be awkward. Your Ipod isnt gonna be the nice friend anymore. Well fuck you iPod, im allowed a life outside of you. I cant have you blarring your impeccable taste of music down my head all day long. Your starting to control everything i do. And when i dont include you once, you do this. You fucking break. You can t keep acting like this. It ruining me. I cant do it anymore, i really cant. its gonna be hard, but ive got to do this. Im sorry iPod, but im not going to buy another one of you, not this time.
FUN THINGS WHICH YOU CAN SCAN
You can scan your dog
Your warrior elephants
And when you quickly run out of cool things to scan, you can scan your cigarettes.
Cause smoking is hella cool. Well this guy told me it was.
Your warrior elephants
And when you quickly run out of cool things to scan, you can scan your cigarettes.
Cause smoking is hella cool. Well this guy told me it was.
AGH!
If i had, and i mean had, to go on a mass killing spree in my forthcoming teen horror film , this would be the mask id wear. Thatd be a full on fucking freak out. Okay thanks.
LOVE
Everyone is trying to fuck everyone else. Even the fucking shopping trolleys are trying to hook up and have filthy metal sex. The male inserts its lock into the females pound entry. Its hardcore.
SO SAY BROTHER RIVERS :
Hello.
This is the daily experiement.
I may upload an experiment every 1 - 10 days.
So check back.
Its gonna be fucking well good.
Regards,
Lord Rivers
This is the daily experiement.
I may upload an experiment every 1 - 10 days.
So check back.
Its gonna be fucking well good.
Regards,
Lord Rivers
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